In Related News

Today, as I was walking to the train station to get to work (sans umbrella which I idiotically left in my office last night (b.t. dubs, it was raining)) and I saw two interesting things. The first thing I saw on a corner was a styrofoam cup of urine. Approximately half a block later I saw a bag-o-pants. I spent the rest of my commute to work wondering if they were placed on the sidewalk in related incidents. If they weren't, what a delightful coincidence!