Sunday, December 9, 2007

Things I've Learned, Part Two

Things I've Learned from Hulk Hogan:

5. Eat your vitamins and say your prayers.
4. You can wear headbands at black tie events if you're badass enough.
3. Not opening a car door for a lady is a jabroney move.
2. Come on, brother.
1. His family is insane.